Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L Featuring a groom with a

Featuring a groom with a blank stare and a bride gripping his arm like a final boss fight

🎃 Unisex fit

it’s the ultimate costume alternative or party starter

Real legends rock the dad bod

This “I Found This Humerus” tee brings the pun and the spooky in perfect harmony

Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L Featuring a groom with aAh, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The dont come home until the streetlights are on survivors. This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and its ridiculously accurate. Groovy vintage font & stripes No participation trophies included Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z Wear it proudly, you